Posts by stan livedeath

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the Watchtower guide to sex.

by stan livedeath in

it occurs to me the gb probably dont have much experience when it comes (!

) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.. it is well known a lot of jw's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the watchtower guide to sex should prove to be very worthwhile.. any jw courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.. copies are not available to any single bros and sisters.. all and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

so--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:.

stan livedeath

hey STADD no need to cover it all in one paragraph.

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The end is so close now....

by punkofnice in

aren't they tiring out from saying this now?.

a jobo pimi-lite i know has a terminal illness (no names, no pack drill), was told, 'hold on, the end is so close.

the pimi-lite said they will need to hold on to their 'go bags(tm), then!.

stan livedeath

i think when they say the last days..they mean THEIR last days.

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the Watchtower guide to sex.

by stan livedeath in

it occurs to me the gb probably dont have much experience when it comes (!

) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.. it is well known a lot of jw's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the watchtower guide to sex should prove to be very worthwhile.. any jw courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.. copies are not available to any single bros and sisters.. all and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

so--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:.

stan livedeath

It occurs to me the GB probably dont have much experience when it comes (!) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.

It is well known a lot of JW's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the Watchtower Guide to Sex should prove to be very worthwhile.

Any JW courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.

Copies are NOT available to any single bros and sisters.

All and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.

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So--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:

Positions for sexual intercourse:

there is only one biblically approved position for sex..known in the world as The Missionary Position. This takes place under the bedclothes ..in darkness. ( more to follow..)

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over to you guys and gals, feel free to participate.

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Pure language

by Highpriest in

i have heard from a reliable source that the witchpower libel and crap society with it's governing body stands unified by a 5 year plan to introduce what they call "pure language".the rank and file have accepted saying there is room for improvement in our language:in the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".

sertainly obedient servants of god's people will reseive this news with joy.

also the hard "c" will be replaced with "k".

stan livedeath

my new chinese laptop doesnt have a pound ( UK sterling ) sign...but it has $.

does anyone know a way to change it that actually works ?

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model railways

by stan livedeath in

any of you lot into model railways ?.

stan livedeath

@recovering

can you post some photos ?

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model railways

by stan livedeath in

any of you lot into model railways ?.

stan livedeath

Stan have you gotten into brass trains yet. That is probably my next step. The details you are able to replicate with brass rolling stock is impressive.

going back to my late teens ( pioneer days ) i was friendly with Brian C--a fellow pio-dub. i helped him building an N gauge American mountain "pike" in a basement--floor to ceiling scenery . this was in the late 1960's.

Brian went on to model American HO gauge brass--and became a very skilled painter / detailer of them...doing commissions for customers all over the world, becoming renowned for it to this day.

The well known Pete Waterman wrote an article years back in the Peco "Railway Modeller " magazine and mentioned Brian as being his right hand man in connection with his model rail locomotive manufacturing business ( Just Like The Real Thing ), making brass locos.

i lost all contact with Brian after i got divorced and severed all further connection to the cult. I wonder if Brian is still a dub ?..if hes still alive.

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